Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow Recommends a $15K Gold Dildo
This is not a drill.
It's a dildo.
For a cool $15,000 (or maybe warm? I don't know, according to the comments, because the dildo is made of a precious metal, it conducts heat, which sends Jean "OVER THE MOON"), you too can own the 24-karat gold plate dildo Gwyneth Paltrow recommends in the "Not-So-Basic-Sex Toys" story in the Sex Issue of goop.
If $15K seems a little steep for a sex toy―which, can you really put a price on self-love, people?―you could always opt for the $7,900 stainless steel version. A bargain in comparison!
If that price still seems a little high, can goop interest you in Kiki De Montparnasse necklace/nipple clamps?
"Twist the bottom cap to turn the pendants into discreet clamps for a thrilling sensation for the nipples," explains the site. And considering it's a real day-to-night piece, $375 is a pretty good deal.
Gwynnie also recommends an aesthetically pleasing light BDSM starter kit, fantasy balls (very Fifty Shades), and a cat whip in her sexy picks. You can see them all here or hit other topics in the issue like "I Yam What I Eat: Is Lube Toxic?" or The Secret to Erotic Sensation & Sexual Fulfillment.
And just remember: Treat. Yo. Self.
