Madonna’s Son David Gets Donald Trump Pi?ata to Knock Around at 11th-Birthday Bash

Madonna is with Hillary Clinton, so take that, Donald Trump! And that. And that. And that.

The Material Girl hosted quite the birthday party over the weekend for her son David Banda, who turned 11 on Saturday. There was cake (of course!), music, dancing, swimming, sumo wrestling, and a Donald Trump pi?ata that the kids were allowed to take out their frustrations on.


Madonna shared a series of photos and videos on Instagram of her younger son’s fun fete, which appears to have taken place at the singer’s sprawling Hamptons estate. In the pi?ata bit, which was posted as a story, you can hear them discussing how to “break his face” — him, of course, being the controversial Republican presidential candidate. A voice replies, “No, I’m going to go for his neck and decapitate [him].” Young David, whom Madonna adopted from Malawi a decade ago, is holding a stick and looks ready to go.

As expected with a Donald Trump pi?ata, its hair is perfectly awful.

Another funny story video was Madonna on “sumo duty,” carrying a wrestling suit across the yard (as dog Gypsy made a cameo), presumably so the boys and girls could slip into it and jump on one another. The singer, 58, modeled the hat for her fans.

Here are some of her posts, including one in which Madonna — who is also mom to Lourdes, almost 20, Rocco, 16 and Mercy, 10 — called David a “magical boy” who “changed my life for the better”:

As it became party time, she noted that “magic was in the air”:

Magic in the Air! ????????????????????????????????????

A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) on Sep 24, 2016 at 10:55am PDT

Many of David’s guests were his soccer teammates. The day of the bash, they had a big victory with the birthday boy scoring a hat trick:

The party decorations included soccer balls (natch):

They were so busy having fun on Saturday night that the birthday cake wasn’t served until breakfast the next morning. Mama Madonna, in a cape-like ensemble, noted, “We go hard or we go home”:

Birthday Cake For Breakfast!! ????????????????we Go Hard or We Go Home! ????????????????

A video posted by Madonna (@madonna) on Sep 25, 2016 at 10:54am PDT

Perhaps Madonna’s next big soiree will be held in honor of election night? Earlier this month was the first time she had spoken out about the crazy presidential race. Posting a photo of the Donald’s sons proudly holding a leopard they killed, she wrote, “How Big of. Pussy Do you have to BE to kill this Noble Animal for sport? Just ask Donald Trump Jr and his brother Eric. One more reason to vote for Hilary!”