Our Favorite Kendall Jenner Etsy Items in Honor of Her 21st Birthday
Kendall Jenner, who turns 21 today, doesn’t need any birthday gifts from us. The girl just bought a $52,000 sofa. She’s out of our league. But the model’s birthday inspired us … to poke through Etsy — home to quirky artisan goods — to find the most unusual Kendall-related items that people are selling.
1. Kendall Jenner prayer candle: Leave it to one Brooklyn artiste to give the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star a Mary makeover. For $14, you can have a spiritual moment with this handmade candle, which boasts a “glossy image of Saint Kendall.” According to the listing, these godly gifts are available at wholesale pricing, so you could start your own personal Kardashian shrine if you wanted to. However, keep in mind that all the prayers in the world aren’t going to give you legs as long as Kendall’s.
2. Kendall Jenner chibi pillow
If you’re interested in sleeping with Kendall, you are in luck. This “huggable” and “generously stuffed” pillow, featuring “original artwork printed on front and back” (that doesn’t actually look that much like her), promises that it’s “such a fun gift or collectable item, and will look so cute as home decor.” And it will only cost you $20. Though the listing includes a warning: “Keep sharp objects away from pillow to prevent color from scratching off.” Nothing worse than a scratched up, creepy Kendall pillow.
3. Kendall Jenner stud earrings. The Kardashians wear diamonds, but you can wear, well, whatever material these earrings are made out of. The listing doesn’t specify, but for $6, you can just spin the wheel and take a chance. It’s not like your lobes would stay green forever.
4. “Kendall in the streets, Kylie in the sheets” unisex baseball tee. Finally, you can make mom and dad proud with this shirt, offered for sale from the appropriately named ShopTrainWreck. For $30, the most expensive item of the lot, you can “turn some heads” in this “striking unisex baseball jersey tee.” Of course, Kendall herself would never wear a shirt like this. Her T-shirts start at $500 — and then she proceeds to chop them up with shears — but why should that stop you from publicly proclaiming your Jenner affection. It’s a special thing.
So happy birthday to Kendall. May she spend all day lounging on that $52,000 couch while scrolling through her Instagram feed, snapping selfies, and being so fabulous that people want to use her image to create totally bizarre Etsy products. That too is a special thing.
