39 Tweets About "The White Lotus" Finale That Knocked Me Out Cold, Kind Of Like [REDACTED]

Last night, we all watched the Season 2 finale of The White Lotus, and I think it's safe to say we are all STILL PROCESSING!

In the end, I think the show wrapped up beautifully, but don't just take my word for it! Here's what Twitter had to say about the explosive ending to our little adventure in Sicily.

****MAJOR AND IMMEDIATE SPOILERS AHEAD****

1.The Season 2 finale really gave us everything we could have wanted!

2.Though it was not without its stressful moments.

3.I was truly screaming at my TV out of DISMAY!

4.But let's first look at the season's true "winners."

5.Lucia really came out this season as my new shero.

6.With her girl Mia right by her side.

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9.Moving on to Daphne, our other undeniable MVP.

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11.And let's talk about the ACTING, babe! Like, wut?

12.Valentina made herstory.

13.And got to live her best life.

14.While Harper and Ethan seemed to figure out some shit (at least for now, LOL).

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16.Now on to the losers of the season...

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18.Never been happier to be [redacted] years old.

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21.And of course, Portia was doin' Portia right to the bitter end.

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24.We need a White Lotus: All Stars season.

25.Girl, you saw what happened with Paolo!!

26.But she couldn't be bothered.

27.What does every HBO show have in common?

28.But you gotta hand it to Portia and Tanya, because they did figure it out in the end.

29.Tanya was doomed from the start...

30....but was a babe from beginning to end.

31.Her garbage husband had it out for her.

32.And so did the gays.

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34.At least she got her moment of badass-ery before...well...

35....this:

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37.She was a beautiful buffoon right to the end, and we salute her.

38.But what shocked us all the most was this:

39.And now we have one last request for HBO before Mike White starts writing Season 3:

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