Colbert gets skeeved out by Trump's alleged Forbes magazine spanking

A day after trying to keep himself from vomiting while discussing the tawdry details of Donald Trump’s alleged affair with an adult-film star, Stephen Colbert gave his viewers some more nightmare fodder.

During Thursday’s Late Show, the host addressed a report that Trump’s purported sexual relationship with Stormy Daniels included her spanking him with a copy of Forbes magazine — an issue that featured him in the cover.

“He got spanked, but I feel like I’m being punished,” cracked Colbert. “Though I’ve got to say, bravo, sir — it is not easy to maintain an ego that big while being sexually submissive.”

Still, that wasn’t the queasiest revelation about the cover of the 2006 magazine. “If I may add one more visual to haunt your nightmares tonight, a cover of Forbes from the time does feature Trump and two of his children, Donald Jr. and Ivanka,” Colbert revealed. “Once again, sadly, Eric’s left out of the fun stuff.”