Joan Rivers Funniest Moments

Comedian and television host Joan Rivers has died at the age of 81, leaving behind her a body of work that will keep us laughing for years to come. From classic one-liners to late night and red carpet appearances to interviews where anything could happen (GWAR), Rivers had a gift for finding humor everywhere.

Take a look at a few of our favorite funny moments from a career that spanned more than 50 years:

"I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'"

"Grandchildren can be so f-cking annoying. How many times can you go, ‘And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink’? It’s like talking to a supermodel."

"I now consider it a good day when I don’t step on my boobs."

"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

"I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it."

“I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.”

"I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery."

"Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'"

"As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It’s 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'"

"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."

"On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell."

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