Sistas Finale Takes Fatal Turn: Will [Spoiler] Live to See Season 8?
Andi and Gary’s wedding from hell finally arrived in the Season 7 finale of Tyler Perry’s Sistas, and the evil panty sniffer had one rule for his blushing bride: “You and your friends better not try any funny s–t.” Spoiler alert: they did not oblige.
In fact, as revealed in the episode’s final moments, someone tried the funniest s–t of all, stabbing Gary and leaving him for dead! Seriously, did it not look like Andi was trying to stifle a laugh when she found her groom with a knife sticking out of his back? She would have been right to cackle over that corpse.
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This leaves us with an interesting question to ponder while we wait for Season 8, so it’s time to play our new favorite game — Who! Stabbed! Gary!
Hayden feels like the most obvious choice, following his discovery that Gary has been giving Tamara the business all season. You know, for a guy who has also spent the better part of the season with his own head in Ms. Willis’ nether regions, Hayden appears surprisingly hurt by this betrayal. Did you see those tears? He’s out for blood.
Speaking of being out for blood, it wouldn’t be fair to overlook Danni literally suggesting murder as a way to save Andi from marrying Gary. We’d like to believe she was joking, but she did bring an extra pair of shoes to the ceremony for fighting purposes before promising to “blow this s–t up.” We’ll keep her on our list of suspects just to be safe, somewhere below Jordan and Madam but above Zac’s son Michael. (Oh, don’t look at us like that. Can you confirm his whereabouts?)
At this point, Karen and Sabrina are two of the only people not on our suspect list, and that’s because they’re both way too busy making babies to be making problems. Following Rich’s ballsy declaration in the middle of Sabrina’s fertilization appointment last week, the battle for her uterus came to a dramatic climax in the finale. Rich explained that he couldn’t handle the idea of Sabrina “readying her body for another man’s sperm” (his words), and insisted that his desire for Sabrina outweighs his lack of desire for kids. It doesn’t sound like a lot, but it’s pretty much one of the most romantic things a man has ever said to a woman on this show, so we’ll count it as a win.
OK, let’s hash this out: Who do you think stabbed Gary? And is he really down for the count, or will that gorgeous cockroach live to scheme another day? Grade the finale below, then drop a comment with your best theories.
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