The 'Fifty Shades' Scorecard: We Chart All the Ways Christian and Anastasia Get Busy

If you ask director Sam Taylor-Johnson, Fifty Shades of Grey is all about “a very deep romance.” If you ask anyone else, it’s all about sex. So, if you’d like to go into the film prepared, here is our complete guide to all the various types of scoring you’ll see in Fifty Shades of Grey. (Be warned, the chart’s NSFW. But then again, so is the movie.)