'What Should Poor People Be Allowed To Eat?'

"They should be allowed to eat lobster, but it should be stuffed with dirt and leaves."

With legislators in Missouri and other states pushing to restrict the types of food people can buy with food stamps, the shopping habits of the unemployed have come into question. Because let's face it, when someone can't afford to feed themselves or their family, the first thing we should be asking is whether or not they deserve to eat steak.

In a new sketch, Funny Or Die satirizes the proposed legislation by interviewing "random" people on the street about what foods they think government assistance should be able to buy. The not-so-funny part is, some of these reactions aren't that far from what some people are actually saying.

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She tried to do you a favor. She failed.

It's the thought that counts. Right?

Thanks, Grandma.

At least he's being honest about it.

Your attempt at stocking the bathroom is noble, but horrifying.

Oh mom... You tried.

We give her an A For effort. And a D, for "D'oh."

Um... Thanks, sweetie...

We're guessing that cleaning it up together wasn't as equally romantic.

At least they'll appreciate the cake itself.

Maybe he just thought his windshield wipers were lonely?

Wow, that looks delicious... Thanks.

His heart was in the right place. A working pen was not.

Great job, mom. Great job.

This article originally appeared on HuffPost.