150 Funny WiFi Names That Make Getting Online 10X More Fun

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Whether you've just bought a new wireless internet router or you're dealing with the stress of moving, coming up with funny WiFi names is probably the least of your worries. However, it can become a fun little activity.

Since it’s a thing people will almost always see, there is some pressure to come up with a clever, cool, or funny WiFi name. But, with this list, you’ll be able to find a name that will keep your guests chuckling every time they come and visit your home!

If you’re looking for a unique and funny WiFi name, take a peek at what we came up with to see which one has you laughing out loud! However, depending on your setup restrictions, you may find that you’re not allowed to use special characters like exclamation points or hyphens.

Don’t worry! There are plenty of funny WiFi name ideas that don’t include punctuation to get your hilarious message across.

150 Funny WiFi Names

1. Drop It Like Its Hotspot

2. Keep It On The Download

3. Panic At The Cisco

4. Bill Wi the Science Fi

5. Hogwarts Hall of Wifi

6. The Force

7. I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi

8. Chance the Router

9. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wifi

10. Wu-Tang LAN

11. Wi-Fight the Feeling

12. A LANister Never Forgets

13. rIP Hedwig

14. May the Wi-Force Be With You

15. Inigo the Modem

16. Formerly Known as Prints

17. Wi-Fight the Inevitable

18. Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi

19. IanTernet

20. Winternet is Coming

21. Common Room Wifi

22. Jar Jar Linksys

23. Usa Usa Usa Usa

24. Art Vandelay

25. It Burns When IP

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26. The Password is...

27. Cheeses Take the Wheel

28. House LANister

29. Yer A Wifi Harry

30. These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For

31. Never Gonna Give You Wifi

32. H.E. Pennypacker

33. Abraham Linksys

34. Open Sesame

35. For Whom the Belkin Tolls

36. LANnisters Pay Their Debts

37. Hagrid’s Hut

38. A Long Time Ago…

39. Two Girls One Router

40. Chance the Router

41. Silence of the LAN

42. Every Day I’m Buffering

43. RIP Net Neutrality

44. LANnisters Send Their Regards

45. Accio Internet

46. Let the Wifi Win

47. MothersMaidenName

48. John Wilkes Bluetooth

49. Bandwidth Together

50. Girls Gone Wireless

51. Who What When Where WiFi

52. You Shall Not Password

53. Dumbledore's IT Staff

54. I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me

55. Password is Password

56. Benjamin FrankLAN

57. Nacho Wifi

58. Lag Out Loud

59. Wi Fi Fo Fum

60. The Ping of the North

61. Connecto Patronum

62. Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi

63. Password is Gullible

64. Alexander Graham Belkin

65. No More Mister Wifi

66. Hit the Road Jack Input

67. And Don’t You Come Back

68. No Mo No Mo No Mo No Mo

69. JackPott

70. The Mad Ping

71. Squibs Only

72. Forest Moon of Endor

73. Upload The Rain Download In Africa

74. Theodore Routervelt

75. No LAN for the Wicked

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76. Blind Sight

77. Printer Only

78. House of Black and Wifi

79. Floo Network

80. Docking Bay 94

81. The LAN Down Under

82. Franklin Delano Routervelt

83. I Believe Wi Can Fi

84. Wifi Fever

85. Daily Bread

86. Comcasterly Rock

87. Spread the Wealth

88. Vladimir Routin

89. Where the Wild Pings Are

90. Now You See Me…

91. Searching…

92. Lord of the Ping

93. Pretty Fly for a WiFi

94. Vladimir Computin

95. New England Clam Router

96. Sweet Victory

97. One if by LAN…

98. One Wifi to Rule Them All

99. I’m Too Sexy For Wifi

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100. Linksys Lohan

101. Go Go Router Rangers

102. Life on the Line

103. AAAAAAAAAA

104. Routers of Rohan

105. Enter the Dragon’s Wifi

106. Winona Router

107. IP Steady Streams

108. Cut the Wire

109. Wi of the Figer

110. Huge Tracts of LAN

111. You Click, I Pay

112. John Claude WAN Damme

113. The Promised LAN

114. Wi-Fi, do you love me?

115. FBI Channel 90210

116. The Black Links

117. NSFW

118. Ludwig WAN Beethoven

119. PorqueFi

120. Since 1997

121. FBI Van 13

122. 404 Network Unavailable

123. Try Me

124. Abraham WAN Helsing

125. The LAN Before Time

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126. AA Meeting

127. Surveillance Van

128. Alt-255

129. Full Bars

130. LAN Halen

131. Slower than Yo Momma

132. Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?

133. Witness Protection

134. That’s What She SSID

135. Hide Your Wifi

136. LAN Morrison

137. LAN of Milk and Honey

138. Final Fantasy Finally Finishes

139. Tell My Wifi Love Her

140. Unregistered Hypercam 2

141. Close Your Bathroom Curtains

142. Bilbo Laggins

143. The LAN of the Free

144. Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO

145. It’s a Small World Wifi Internet

146. Spiderman’s World Wide Web

147. Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi Fi

148. Lord Voldemodem

149. Escaped Nigerian Prince

150. Wifi Art Thou Romeo

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