30 Cult Favorite Items From Costco
There's almost too many to list, but voilà: a comprehensive list of your all-time Costco favs.
Costco's Kirkland Signature brand is the way to go here. You get so much delicious bacon. For so little money! Good, cheap bacon! Why else are we on this planet??
Sure, that bacon we just talked about is great, but these it-takes-no-effort-to-put-real-bacon-on-ANYTHING bacon crumbles .............
Basically, if you're not buying all your bacon-related products at Costco, it might be time to re-evaluate your pork-related choices.
If you don't have a friend who secretly served Costco sheet cake at her wedding, you probably need new friends.
Do I really have to explain why a practically 8-foot teddy bear has become an all-time (seasonal) Costco fav?
Any place that sells a million delicious coffee bean varieties in gigantic quantities is A-OK, if you ask me.
Costco's rotisserie chickens are famously large, cheap, and delicious. Whether they're healthy or not is another story, but ... probably no one cares.
Like the famous rotisserie chicken without the annoying bones and stuff.
Sure, it might seem like a lot of vanilla extract, but considering there's enough to last you a million years, it's worth it.
Do you even know joy until you let yourself get lost in the bakery section of a Costco? I think not.
Yeah, so on top of everything else, you can re-finance your home at Costco. That's proven handy for some over the years.
Specifically, Sanders Dark Chocolate Potato Chips With Himalayan Pink Sea Salt. Extra specifically, two 16-ounce boxes of Sanders Dark Chocolate Potato Chips With Himalayan Pink Sea Salt for $29.99.
Heaven exists and it is this minimal effort, totally reusable Costco skillet mac and cheese.
People rave about this monster vat of imported pesto. Can you blame them?
OK, yes, they have a fantastic frozen pizza selection, but anyone who's not a Costco noob knows the food court pizza is where it's at.
If you know, you know.
Not only do they come out to nine cents per wipe, they're also pretty damn good.
There are so many options! All of them delicious! All of them wildly cheap in bulk! All of them worth exploring!
Costco sells an American Kirkland Signature vodka, as well as a French one. But, again, you knew that, didn't you? You lil Costco genius, you.
You've gotta hunt for it, but it's there. Oooooh, is it there.
Any good co-worker knows an office with a giant vat of peanut butter pretzels nugs is just a happier working environment.
Once you've bought $10 leggings, there is simply no going back.
Bread ... made easy? We are not worthy.
A wholesale amateur might look at this and think "how on earth will I use that many frozen chicken breasts?" A Costco expert looks at the same bag and only sees opportunity.
Pretty much any vat of nuts you pick up at Costco is going to be cost-effective and great, but how's this for a pretty option!?
Alright, fine, you're probably not going to buy the whole, gigantic wheel of Costco parm, but the knowledge you could if you wanted to is still comforting, no?
A more realistic cheese-bulk-buying option, and equally delicious. Brieeeeeee.
Another one of those "if you know, you know"-type deals.
Only the best ever for pups.
Those who aren't frequent Costco-goers might not know about this fairly new addition to the food court, but it's there and it's delightful.
There's almost too many to list, but voilà: a comprehensive list of your all-time Costco favs.
Like an eight-foot-tall teddy bear, for one.
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