31 Hilariously Blistering Comebacks To People Who Said Dumb Things

1. This laugh-out-loud comeback that's impossible to hate:

He's got a point from clevercomebacks

2. And this non-werewolf's comeback that hilariously destroyed this guy's logic:

Accessible parking, but only during office hours. from clevercomebacks

3.This comeback that invalidated any complaint about the Cleveland Indians changing their names to the Guardians:

4.This daughter's reply that left her dad in a pile of ashes on the floor:

5.This comeback that served facts and a scalding burn to the costar of a sitcom that went off the air in 1993:

6. And this comeback that landed a direct hit:

He took out 5 people with 1 word. from MurderedByWords

7.This funny response that'll make you go, "Actually, yeah":

8. This comeback that's so hilarious it feels like every moment in human history was building to it:

True perfection has been achieved from clevercomebacks

9.This comeback we should all save for future usage:

10.This comeback that basically won Scarlett Johansson's lawsuit against Disney for her:

11.This delightfully sarcastic comeback that'll make you go, "The power!":

12. And this funny comeback to an equally funny comment:

I love puns from clevercomebacks

13. This retort that shows there are always two ways to look at things:

Or, she's a really shitty driver. from ReallyAmerican

14. This comeback that deserves a place in the dad joke hall of fame:

Kid has a bright and shocking future in front of him. from clevercomebacks

15. And Wendy's, whose hottest chili could never burn anyone as badly as they burned Hooters:

looks like they got them there from clevercomebacks

16.This hilariously real reply:

17. And this hilariously angry pedestrian's explanation of this article, so there's no need to read it:

Happy because they got nowhere to be. from clevercomebacks

18. This scalding comeback that David is going to be thinking about for a long while:

Damn thats gotta hurt! from clevercomebacks

19. And this comeback that's just plain silly:

He's not wrong from clevercomebacks

20. This reply from someone who Noah-s what she's talking about:

God vs Humanity from MurderedByWords

21. This brilliant response to snotty customers that, unfortunately, only works in France:

Finnally a manager making a comeback. from clevercomebacks

22. This reply to someone who can't even type "Garfield" LOL:

He did spell it wrong from clevercomebacks

23.This comeback from an old woman with no F's to give:

24. And this person who turned getting called out for liking an old photo into comeback gold:

damn?? from HolUp

25. This comeback that'll make you respect the honesty:

Honesty is the best policy from clevercomebacks

26.Patton Oswalt's comeback skewering this ridiculous NRA tweet:

27.This response you really can't argue with:

28.This comeback that's hilariously honest and on point:

29. This private message masterpiece:

Tell her what she's won, Johnny! from MurderedByWords

30. This funny comeback that's kind of heartwarming:

In this together from clevercomebacks

31. And lastly, this comeback that only needed two words to blast this person into outer space:

God damn I know that hurt from clevercomebacks