Our April Issue Is So Good You’ll Want to Cancel Plans

Do you feel that? It’s the rain on your skin. Because yes: The Hills, aka your favorite guilty pleasure of the early aughts, is coming back (!!!), and we have your first exclusive tell-all with stars Heidi Pratt, Whitney Port, Audrina Patridge, and show-newcomer/fellow O.G. L.A. cool girl Mischa Barton.
Speaking of pleasure...this issue introduces our first-ever Cosmo Stamp of Sexcellence, honoring the best toys, products, classes, services, and innovators making sex better than ever. And what sounds more fun than immensely satisfying real-life stories of women who rage-quit their jobs or hedge-fund managers confessing to using this get-rich astrology trick or the new trend of getting stoned...at church?! Go ahead, let the group-text know you’re staying in. They’ll understand.
Why Younger Guys Are Going Soft
There’s a pretty good chance that the last time you hooked up, you didn’t actually hook up. That’s because a whopping 80 percent of millennial men between the ages of 18 and 38 are suffering from erectile dysfunction, according to our exclusive survey-and it’s affecting both sexes in all the ways.
Are All Those #InstaBrands Actually Legit?
Fashion editor Rachel Torgerson bought the clothes you see in the ads on your feed to assess whether they look good IRL.
People Think Astrology Could Actually Make You Rich
There are even hedge fund managers-HEDGE FUND MANAGERS!-who say yes. It’s all about timing.
What Your Mascara Face Says About You
Do you blink a lot, pucker up, or stick out your tongue? We’re about to reveal some things, so buckle up.
The Cosmo Stamp of Sexcellence
If you think working at Cosmo is all fun, games, and dildo deliveries...then you are correct. As the OGs of female sexual empowerment, we field hundreds of pitches about new sex toys, products, services, and the innovative people who are trying to enhance pleasure for women-but we know a true winner when we see one. In the issue, find our 33 ultimate picks.
People Are Getting Stoned at Church Now
According to a new crop of cannabis churches, pot is a spiritual high. “It’s Friday night and I’m at church, getting stoned,” writer Jen Doll investigates.
A Sex-Scene Scorecard for This Month’s Biggest Movies
Let’s be honest: this is the only kind of review that really matters.
How to Score Free Sh*t on Your Honeymoon
Complimentary champs? Child’s play. Four brides share their swag secrets.
The Broke Girl’s Guide to Therapy
Therapy, it seems, is everywhere-and yet, locking down a therapist can feel weirdly daunting. Perhaps because it’s fucking expensive? We outlined exactly how you can save loads of cash while still getting the help you need.
Underwear Solutions for All Your Trickiest Outfits
You don’t have to go commando. (Unless you’re into that.)
What No One Tells You About Using Acne Products on Black Skin
When you throw melanin in the mix, breakouts get a lot more complicated, so we made you a clear-skin starter pack.
The Life-Changing Magic of Rage-Quitting
Real stories of burning. it. all. down. that are insanely satisfying to read.
“So…I’m Cheating on My Husband”
In this as-told-to, an anonymous woman gets real about “the best sex” of her life.
The Stars of ‘Shrill’ Model Spring’s Best Fashion
SNL star Aidy Bryant along with actress Lolly Adefope and writer Lindy West talk about their new show Shrill (streaming March 15) and reclaiming the word fat-all while in super-cute spring looks.
Meet the Fully Clothed Person Behind Your Favorite Sex Scenes
Hollywood’s newest It job? The “intimacy coordinator.” But if you’ve never heard of this fledgling profession, you’re not alone.
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