B/C Dreams Really Do Come True, You Can Now Rent a Cottage Made of Literal Chocolate

Fancy yourself a chocolate connoisseur? Look alive, friends—because there's now a property in France made entirely of—yep, you guessed it—chocolate. And you can rent it through Booking.com—for all of 50 euros a night (that's $59 dollars, y'all). Talk about a bargain. 

The Chocolate Cottage is really something to behold. First off, it was designed and manufactured by Jean-Luc Decluzeau, who is basically the French Beyonce of chocolate-making. Every last detail, from the walls, to the roof, to the flower garden and duck pond outside is made entirely of chocolate—with the exception being the mattresses, because that would get real messy, real fast. Adding to the cottage's grenache panache, it's housed inside l’Orangerie Ephémère, a temperature-controlled glass structure inside the Cité de la Céramique, the national ceramic museum in Sèvres, France. 

While warning signs strictly prohibit eating the actual accommodations, rest assured that ample choco-snacks are provided—as well as meals and a complimentary workshop on mini chocolate home design, taught by the master, Decluzeau, himself.  

A word to the chocoholics: Bookings are extremely limited and selective. (May the force be with you). 

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