Your Daily DogScope for April 03, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Your owner is doing something to get fit, and it includes your health for a change. The gym is great, but walking you is free. Pick up the pace, and go for a jog.
Taurus
Some days are filled with fun, and some are more monotonous. You'll have one of the former, so enjoy the good time with your canine companions. It's a dog's life, eh?
Gemini
Every time you bark, your owner lets you outside. If that's not what you had in mind, you'll have to be a bit clearer. Your humans aren't mind readers, and table scraps are the last things on their agendas.
Cancer
You know how to count on a good time most days: All you have to do is make it to the dog park. But today you need a plan. It need not be elaborate, but simply getting there won't do the trick.
Leo
Leading the pack can be a lot of fun, unless you're feeling introverted. It's one of those days. Stay in your doghouse and don't let on why.
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Virgo
You're finally getting organized: leash is on the peg, collar on your neck, basket in order. Now if only you could organize your human. You can't help in that area, so you'll just have to be patient.
Libra
It's not the best time for your human to be socializing, but they could still use a good talk. Lend an ear or two. You're an excellent listener, even if you have no idea what you're hearing.
Scorpio
You and your friends should do some planning, but that kind of foresight is beyond you. You'll all be a spontaneous barking mob instead -- hope there are no repercussions.
Sagittarius
Just who is in a position of authority is hard to say. As hard as it is to be patient, until you figure out who the alpha is, don't rush ahead with your plan.
Capricorn
Just how can you connect with other dogs long distance? You know how. Use your nose to read messages, and your you-know-what to leave them. You'll experience each other in no time.
Aquarius
Take care today. You know how other humans are about your business. Cover the details right away, so your human can avoid the details.
Pisces
You're forging a new relationship. Should you throw your heart and soul into it, like always? Of course. Whether it's a kid or a senior citizen, you don't have to know them well to love them.
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