Your Daily DogScope for July 15, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You're not slow to figure out what's going on. You'll cut right to the chase, and that may include giving chase. It's not your fault if you're not phased by another dog's subliminal heavy business.
Taurus
Keep the barking to a minimum. You think you're doing your owners a favor by protecting them, and loudly, but you're wrong. They don't need that kind of extra publicity.
Gemini
Something has you stumped. You've been trying to ruffle the cat's feathers for ages and it's just not happening. Go a bit slower. Over charging clearly isn't working, so do a bit of calculating.
Cancer
You have to be careful. You'd love to do your business any old place, but you live among humans. Try to remember which yard elicits shouts and which is quiet, and don't go at all if you're not sure.
Leo
You can't list what you like to do for fun; it's just intuitive. You'll know it when you see it, even if your human doesn't. In other words, you might have to do some strenuous dragging.
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Virgo
A certain aroma will spike your interest. You'll swear it has more to do with intellectual curiosity than with being disobedient, but the effect is the same. And either way, you'll have to deal with the consequences.
Libra
Nothing in the dog house piques your interest. You need to do some exploring today, and you won't have to go as far as you think. Something just out of sight is worth searching for.
Scorpio
Think long and hard before you trust another, dog or human. They may be persuasive but the final result will be sheer calamity. Are you really prepared for another bubble bath?
Sagittarius
What to do if you encounter a new group of dogs? First of all, don't be shy! Big bonus if you act unruffled, too. Exactly how that plays out is up to you and your imagination.
Capricorn
It's hard to be objective, but you'll come up with the right solution through sheer emotion. That's right, just keep pulling on the leash until it becomes detached. What you do then is anyone's guess.
Aquarius
There's no denying your feelings about moving forward. It's quite hard for you to move at such a slow pace. Race off when you can, but when you can't, spend the time thinking about all the benefits of being domesticated.
Pisces
Calm down. Yes, all dogs bite, but you don't have to spend each stint at the dog park feeling as if you're swimming with sharks. Give them a chance, if not a sniff, and you could end up enjoying yourself.
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