Your Daily DogScope for July 29, 2022

Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Think twice before being flirtatious. Your invitation will be accepted with record speed. In fact, it will be off the charts, but then so will your romance. Are you really ready for puppy love?

Taurus

Your owner is wasting time, which is out of character. Could they be procrastinating? It's fine if they are. They should be doing anything important, legal or long term today anyway.

Gemini

You'll meet plenty of new people, but what good are they if they're not willing to pet you? Your encounters will generate plenty of intellectual discussion today but not much affection. Ho hum.

Cancer

With all the rules and regulations around the house, it's hard not to feel overwhelmed. Don't jump on the couch, no begging -- it just goes on and on. Today, the voices of authority are silenced, and you'll hardly know what to do with yourself.

Leo

It's true that you do best in groups. You're a pack animal by nature. So spending all day alone without your friends is not an equation for happiness. You'll find it quite easy to take matters into your own hands.

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Virgo

You're likely to be misunderstood if you communicate the regular way. Do your best not to bark, but that's all you can do anyway. If you choose your form of communication carefully, you'll find that barking is not really necessary.

Libra

You used to be a lap dog but you're branching out. Who knew that trying a few new things would broaden your horizons? Now that you're dual natured, make that lap get up and take you to the dog run with the other canines.

Scorpio

The temptation is there to smell back, but this dog is above you on the totem pole. Don't take that kind of risk, because the consequences will be huge. Not only is a dog fight inevitable, but you'll move down a rung or two too.

Sagittarius

If you're not much of a philosopher, it's only because you have no education. But just because you missed obedience school doesn't mean you can't get deep. Mull over a thing or two, just for fun.

Capricorn

Your owner is lost without a list. That's okay with you because this kind of seemingly flighty behavior means more short trips for you. What better way is there to run errands?

Aquarius

Those certificates on the wall mean nothing. Just because another dog has a pedigree doesn't mean you can't outfox them. You'll have an excellent day if you spend your time running rings around them.

Pisces

Cat on the counter, mailman at the door -- Calgon, take you away. You know just what to do when you're feeling overwhelmed: Retreat to your basket and dream of serenity.

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