Your Daily DogScope for March 05, 2022

Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Life around the doghouse is refocusing on the routine. Where you used to get frustrated with all the time your humans spent doing the seemingly mundane instead of playing with you, you're now happy they're finally getting out of your fur for a while. A day with no exercise or other physical effort seems oddly blissful.

Taurus

A day of ease is just what the veterinarian ordered. The constant companionship of the past several days has been fun but you're definitely ready for some down time. You don't have to charm, impress or kowtow to anyone unless you count the cat.

Gemini

How your humans can spend days on end being such chatterboxes is beyond your comprehension. All you know is that the doghouse is so quiet today you could hear a letter drop through the mail slot. Until you actually hear one, that is. Enjoy.

Cancer

Someone needs to clean up the doghouse after the long party it's been host to, but it certainly won't be you. For once a lack of opposing thumbs works to your benefit. Let your owners do their jobs while you focus on smaller things, like your basket.

Leo

If you're more introverted than usual, at least the explanation is obvious. Even you need the occasional day to yourself. If there's anyone in your plans but you, you may want to reconsider. The time to reassess is before you even leave the basket.

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Virgo

Don't count on your humans to get the doghouse organized before they bolt out the door this morning. Things don't make much sense in the state they're in, but don't waste your time worrying about it. You have your own plans and projects to cook up.

Libra

You made it through the last few weeks without creating or holding a single grudge. Too bad you can't say the same for your humans. Be hyper vigilante today, because someone will be paying the doghouse a call, and they won't be counting on your presence.

Scorpio

A lot went on in the doghouse but you can be counted on to keep a few secrets. Besides, who would you tell anyway? That doesn't mean you can't chalk up staying curled in your basket as doing your owners a favor. And don't forget to expect a biscuit for it.

Sagittarius

Normal life takes a bit of getting used to. While some aspects are welcome, others may start driving you crazy sooner rather than later. Don't rush to judgment, though. Let yourself ease back into the swing of things, starting with a long morning in your basket.

Capricorn

You're grounded, and that's just the way you like it. A long, dull day is exactly what you need to make you feel yourself again. It's definitely a 'less is more' kind of day. It won't take you long to remember exactly how best to squander your time.

Aquarius

You're not dealing with any other dogs today, which suits you just fine. You don't have the energy or the patience for them anyway. You prefer to look beneath the surface of your recent experiences and analyze the events of the last few weeks.

Pisces

For once you're not too critical of being left alone in the doghouse with nothing much to do. In fact, you're rather enjoying it. You'll figure out how to better spend your time another day. For now, enjoy getting reacquainted with the dust motes.

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