Your Daily DogScope for March 15, 2022

Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

You have as much drive as the next dog, but if the food's not involved, why bother? Your opportunistic tendency rears its ugly head nose first. You smell something good today, and you're prepared to pounce on it.

Taurus

You understand the ins and outs of what makes the doghouse run better than anyone else, even the humans who are supposedly running it. So you can see the train wreck that's about to happen. But all you can do is sigh in your basket and watch.

Gemini

Humans are confusing creatures. You can't understand the things they do, but for some reason, you understand their motivations for doing them. Stay focused on those vague undercurrents today. You'll need all the information you can glean from them.

Cancer

One minute you don't want to leave the doghouse, and the next the only thing stopping you from bolting out is the closed door. There's no balance today, but also not much choice one way or the other. At least you don't have to wonder how to handle your extremes.

Leo

What do begging and self-respect have to do with each other? You have no clue, but for some reason, your owner thinks they're mutually exclusive. Shows how much more you know than the humans. However, if the point is getting the biscuit, swallow your pride and act as they see fit.

Are you meant to be? Find out with our Love Compatibility Report!

Virgo

You're not single, but you're forced to feel that way each and every day. Being alone in the doghouse is working your very last nerve. You can hardly consider it a good day if the highlight is watching through the closed window as a certain dog walks by. Sigh.

Libra

When you were a puppy, you were constantly eating bigger and bigger portions. But now that you're a dog, your limits seem to be going backwards. That's a bitter pill to swallow, and you can admit to being depressed about it. This is where a bit of whining under the table comes in.

Scorpio

Some days your walks feel like an exercise in futility. Both you and your owner are in a good mood today, though. You're both pulling in the same direction and that makes all the difference in the world. You hardly know what to do with all the extra energy.

Sagittarius

Your culinary skills get a bit of brushing up. You have enough time on your paws to make yourself just the right lunch. You're in luck if you're of the raw-food school because you have plenty to choose from. To say you'll gorge is a conservative statement.

Capricorn

You want nothing more than a pat on the back and the words 'good dog.' And yet no matter how hard you try, you just can't get much recognition from your owners. Their preoccupation with human matters makes you just about invisible today. All you can do is wait it out.

Aquarius

You're tired today. Even the mail seems like too much bother. Every dog has the occasional low energy day like this one, so don't think much of it. Fighting it just makes it drag on longer. Let your head hang and spend your time in the basket instead.

Pisces

Your little group of toys is looking forlorn and sad. It needs something else to jazz it up. A shoe or a belt would be a welcome addition, but you'd better not go there. Stick to begging for something new instead.

Need a quick answer? Yes/No Tarot will offer guidance right now!