Your Daily DogScope for March 24, 2022

Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Your owners are moving like they're already dried in resin. You don't feel like collecting dust with the fossils. You can be forceful about wanting to go for a walk, or you can just go out on your own. Whichever route you choose, persevere until it pays off.

Taurus

You're more than the object of your human's affection or a source of amusement. You're an animal, something that needs to be occasionally acknowledged for your continued happiness. Don't hold your breath, though. Simply jump the fence instead. The wild world is waiting.

Gemini

Your humans are leaving themselves open to criticism -- by you. You spend all week waiting for their time and attention, only to see them concentrating on other things. You can either complain or do something about it. Treat it like a business matter and take it into your own paws.

Cancer

You get to practice being charming, and you need it since you've become a bit rusty. Has it really been only two or three weeks since your humans last entertained? Whatever the number, you get to dust off your skills. Enjoy the results.

Leo

The egotism on display at the dog park is a bit hard to stomach today. Other dogs have the same gut reaction. If you want to avoid the drama of all the showoff dogs, then avoid the place altogether. A long walk beckons you and your owners.

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Virgo

You'll take food wherever you can get it. There's no place too unusual to surprise you. You go into high gear when you smell something good, no matter the location. Embarrassing your humans takes a distant second in your mind.

Libra

You'll have a calm day with your human companions. It's almost a bit too calm for your taste. You can deal with this kind of low-key day but once a week, and it's usually reserved for Sundays. Make sure your owners don't expect more of the same tomorrow.

Scorpio

Some feuds can be downright exciting -- the ones you're not involved in. You get to be on the sidelines of some seriously entertaining growling and fur raising today. Remind yourself that it's a sport for two, and don't let yourself jump in on impulse.

Sagittarius

The smaller things add up to a good life, and today qualifies as one of them. You enjoy simple pleasures with your humans and pack mates. You don't have to be very analytical to see that this kind of day is right on par with one of long hikes or steaks on the grill.

Capricorn

Every day is a good one, but those with children in them are the absolute best. You get plenty of fun and adventure with kids of all sizes. Even your owners are letting down their authoritarian masks to indulge in some of the silliness. Enjoy.

Aquarius

Your owners may be having fun but you're bored. Can you come up with a good reason to stay by their ankles like a good dog? If not, then while away your time trying to come up with a good escape route. There are a few right under your nose.

Pisces

Your ability to communicate can only be described as mercurial. One minute you're showing your affection and the next you're raising your fur at phantom transgressions. The ones taking the brunt of this rocky phase are your humans. Don't expect them to dish up a special dinner.

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