Your Daily DogScope for October 08, 2023

Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

You'll get to see your human in action. Have they learned a trick or two from you? Whoever their teacher is, they're being as charming as they need to be to get what they want. Enjoy the show.

Taurus

You've got to come up with a plan. Your human is spending way too much time with coworkers and not enough with you. Keep them in the doghouse by hook or by crook.

Gemini

How can your rouse your human to action? Start by simple begging, then escalate to whining. Can you see the pattern yet? Don't give up until you get your way. Be nothing short of overwhelming.

Cancer

You're too busy dealing with domestic issues to care much about your packmates today. In fact, the park is but a distant memory. You and your thoughts can return once things are going more smoothly around the doghouse.

Leo

If you had to sum up all that's bothering you about your human lately, it would be a simple equation: too much computer and not enough action equals a dull dog. Don't wait for things to change. It's time to take matters into your own paws.

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Virgo

You just can't get your humans' attention. No matter how big a splash you make, they're focused on something else. Give up for now, because the subject is deep and meaningful to them.

Libra

You'll learn a very human lesson today. Namely, you're responsible for your own happiness. Once you tuck that thought under your collar, you'll have one super day.

Scorpio

You have plenty of time for all things passive. Thinking is just one of them. Daydreaming, watching, waiting -- all qualify as slothful activities. So does renewing your energy for tomorrow.

Sagittarius

You get that it's wrong. But in all fairness, if you don't beg, how is your human supposed to know what you want? If you haven't thought out all aspects of that question, then gnaw on it for the day.

Capricorn

You've forgotten all the cardinal rules of being a good dog. If it's not jumping up, it's barking hysterically. Whatever your misdeeds, it's not a good day to beg for table scraps.

Aquarius

Don't sit back and watch your human suffer through personal issues. Connect, even when they seem distant. The less aloof you are, the less aloof they will be.

Pisces

There is no way on this earth that your human will be allowed to forget this particular debt. You'll think all day long about the walk that's owed you. Don't hesitate to remind them.

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