Your Daily DogScope for October 26, 2023
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Things happen so fast even you can't make heads or tails of them. Keeping up with your human is just impossible, and it's all a bit much. You'll be the one hoping for work for a change.
Taurus
You're racing ahead of your human. Or you would be if you were off the leash. If you're stuck going for a more orderly walk, then make the most of it by dragging your owner on the ride of a lifetime.
Gemini
Think of it, you could be out there meeting lots of people and their dogs, if only you were out there in the first place. Let that be the fire under you that you need to put a fire under your human. Get both of you out of the doghouse.
Cancer
Your owner may have plenty of chores piling up, but that's no reason for you to let them off the hook. You'd prefer it be a labor of love, but if walking you is one more task on their list, then so be it.
Leo
You'll be socializing with your humans. It's more of an intellectual thing than a party, but it's socializing just the same. The only thing missing is the chance for table scraps.
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Virgo
Be careful how you let your humans know what you want. Begging is out, so what's left? If you haven't practiced your mental telepathy lately, now is your chance.
Libra
Where did all your owner's good energy go? They're out and about all week, and come Sunday all they want to do is lie around the doghouse. But you have plenty of other things in mind. Communicate with them clearly.
Scorpio
On the one hand, if you're as sweet as possible, you may get your way. And on the other, if you're as annoying as possible, they might relent. Simply choosing a strategy feels like a big gamble. Take a deep breath and decide.
Sagittarius
You owner already does enough navel gazing. The last thing they need is a boring day. It falls on you to keep them busy, and you know just how to do it, from sun up to sun down.
Capricorn
Someone needs to chase away the less-than-desirable friends your human has been making. You're just the one to perform the service. Make their time in the doghouse a must-skip experience.
Aquarius
You don't need sparks to fly, but you do need to feel some kind of connection with other dogs. You'll experience one on an intellectual level. You'll even enjoy it once the shock wears off.
Pisces
You'll be begging, but not for anything specific. That's because you don't know yourself what it is that will scratch this particular itch. Keep begging until you find the right prescription.
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