Your Daily DogScope for September 21, 2022

Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Give the other dogs on the line a break. Imagine how it must feel to be pulled down the street by the most energetic dog in the group. True, you all get to the dog run faster, but everyone misses important smells along the way.

Taurus

Your owner should learn to be a little less predictable. Is it the end of the world if you take a longer walk than usual in the morning, or jump up and get mud on office clothes? Things could be a lot less ho hum with only a bit of change.

Gemini

Sitting around discussing things ad nauseam -- that's no fun! Break up this boring lecture. Your owner could use a little fun, too. When it's time for action, not intellect, don't take no for an answer.

Cancer

Try to be a good dog. It's hard, but just try. Things are not going smoothly around the house even without your misbehavior, so don't do your part to ruin the domestic tranquility.

Leo

Your owner is spending quite a lot of time in front of the computer. Don't they know that's not real friendship? Besides, even in the flesh, no one could be a better friend than you. Grab their attention.

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Virgo

Keep your impulses in check. A single foray into the trash could have lasting ramifications. It's hard to resist, but know that it will be more than a minor set back to your good-dog plan.

Libra

You're flirting with danger today. Is that the only way you can get attention from your humans? You could have a super day without resorting to those kinds of tactics.

Scorpio

Don't worry so much about memorizing every trick. Simply do what your owner says. If you go through your paces over and over, it becomes easy, each command almost subliminal. That's how to become a good dog, grasshopper.

Sagittarius

You recognize laughter for what it is. It sounds as if the humans are having a lot of fun, but you're not invited to the party. Don't fret, you'll get a hefty doggie bag of leftovers, so forgive.

Capricorn

You're expected to adjust to human culture, but it doesn't work the other way around. That's one of the challenges of being a domesticated animal. But you'll experience firsthand today that the benefits outweigh the drawbacks.

Aquarius

If you're wondering why you have no friends at the dog park, it could have something to do with your aloof attitude. You'd be much more popular if you focused on all the things you have in common with your four-legged pals.

Pisces

You're still smarting from the loss of your favorite possession. Humans have no right to make aesthetic judgments about your belongings! A replacement is on the way, and it's a big improvement.

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