Your Daily DogScope for September 26, 2021

Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

You've seen it all. You've watched your owner go through times of heavy subliminal business and times of emotional renewal. So if things around the doghouse seem to be getting bogged down, you already know it's just another day in the life of a dog.

Taurus

Yours is a marriage of convenience, really. Your owner needs a good excuse for companionship and exercise, and you need basically the same. So why the deep emotions? It could be time to admit you're in love.

Gemini

You're way more intelligent than you look. That already takes into consideration the knowledge of how others see you. So when you get treated like some dumb puppy, milk it for all its worth.

Cancer

If you're not sure if your owner should get involved, whether it involves business or pleasure, then don't let them leave the doghouse. If it's meant to be, it can wait until tomorrow. If it's not, then don't expect a thank you.

Leo

You have no trouble whatsoever communicating how you feel or what you want. That's a skill honed by most who have all of their needs met by others. If this bothers your owner, then they have created their own Frankenstein.

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Virgo

What drives your human to make one unrealistic goal after another? Could it be faulty wiring in the emotional department? No, it's a little thing called ambition, and many humans suffer from the same malady. Sigh.

Libra

Business issues are responsible for all the changes that have taken place in the doghouse recently. So why does your owner continue leaving the house each and every morning? Don't ponder it too long or too hard; just thank your lucky stars they do.

Scorpio

It takes just the right touch to deal with strangers today. People are drawn to you, but you have the confidence to handle their unsolicited attention. Don't raise your fur at their spontaneous advances.

Sagittarius

You can hardly roll out of your basket this morning, and it's clear why. Instead of dwelling on your bad dreams, put them right out of your mind. A big bowl of chow should do the trick.

Capricorn

The hand that holds the leash holds all the power. So who has it when the leash is dragging along the ground? Why, you, of course. Give it and your owner a run for the money.

Aquarius

You need to feel socially useful, and for that, there's only one audience you really want. But when your humans aren't around, other humans will do just as well. You'll put on a stellar performance.

Pisces

Your owner is too wishy-washy for your taste today. First they want to go out and tackle the world, then they don't want to leave the couch. Either is fine with you, as long as they choose one and stick with it.

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