Your Daily FoodScope for April 12, 2022

Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!

Aries

Discovering new uses for old favorites is always fun. That ketchup you pour all over burgers, fries and scrambled eggs has other amazing uses you won't believe. Shine copper, soothe bumps and bruises, and eliminate skunk odors simply by using a dab of -- you got it -- ketchup. For real!

Taurus

You may not be able to experience the unique cultures of foreign lands, so seek them out in your own backyard. The varied menus and ambiance of ethnic restaurants can often be just like the real deal. And Mandarin roasted duck and seven happiness soup will be the next best thing to being in Taipei.

Gemini

You'll need to think deeper than usual today, but that talent may elude you. Chowing down on fruit could shine a light in the dim interior of your skull. Fruit is high in glucose and potassium, which the brain uses to send energy signals throughout the entire body. So an apple a day could also make you a lot smarter.

Cancer

Striking a balance between your private and social life may be becoming increasingly difficult. You love your neighbors, but their impromptu visits often disrupt your day. You may have to establish your personal space. Putting your fresh-baked cherry pie on the windowsill to cool may not be helping the problem.

Leo

Ignore the silly antics of vain and petty people today. Their prancing and preening will get old fast, and hanging with idiots will be a waste of your time. So socialize where the intellectuals are instead. A jazzy coffee shop will be the place for you, and you can dine on spinach quiche and orange pekoe tea while discussing Kafka and Bergman films.

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Virgo

Roadblocks in your schedule will keep you from racing ahead today. Frustrating as they are, you may forced to slow down long enough to notice important details. This talent will help you later in the day, when you notice the subtle flavors in a bowl of Vietnamese chicken pho soup.

Libra

You'll seek public adulation today, and you'll do what it takes to get good responses back for your actions. So invite friends to an after work home cooked dinner. They'll cheer for your hummus and pita bread appetizers, and your lamb kebabs and pistachio couscous will send them into fits of delirium.

Scorpio

Don't be a follower today. Buck the popular trends and establish your own trail. While the rest of the lemmings are dining on fried foods and beer at a national chain restaurant, you'll be happily savoring sizzling citrus shrimp at a little hole-in-the-wall Chinese restaurant you've just discovered.

Sagittarius

A spirit of goodwill will have you reaching out to the less fortunate today. So bake cranberry scones and blueberry muffins and hand them out to homeless you encounter on the street. It may seem like a small gesture, but even the tiniest act of kindness can be gigantic to someone who really needs it.

Capricorn

The day will be over before you know it, and you'll be that much closer a day you're looking forward to. But don't be tempted to get an early start. Going right home will be a better idea, and a home-cooked meal will really hit the spot. A three-layer beef casserole will give you energy to burn for tomorrow night.

Aquarius

A heavenly bowl of spicy chili can turn hellish after heartburn sets in. A cup of peppermint tea will quench that fire, as peppermint contains menthol that blocks tummy pain and nausea. Natural apple cider vinegar and raw honey mixed with distilled water will also be good for what ails you.

Pisces

Your work ideas may be met with resistance from the boss, but a compromise can be hammered out. Schedule a power lunch so you can explain your concepts far from the din of the office. You can really seal the deal if you let the boss order porterhouse steak special, and pay for it as well.

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