Your Daily FoodScope for December 29, 2022

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Aries

Play the pessimist today and assume that everything will go wrong. Then you won't be disappointed when they do. Don't even think of eating out; there's no telling what you might wind up with. Cook at home, even if it's simple mac and cheese. At least you'll use real cheddar and not melted Velveeta.

Taurus

Your emotions will be as deep as the Grand Canyon. Which won't be so bad. Think of all the awesome flavors of the Southwest you can savor. From chicken tamale pie to pork chili verde, taquitos to enchiladas, all that spicy liveliness will put you in a right straight mood.

Gemini

It would behoove you to be a little more calculating today. Measure your movements and think in a shrewd and deliberate manner. This will allow you to weigh your decisions before making them. Then you'll see that Swiss tastes best on a roast beef sub, and Dijon mustard always seals the deal.

Cancer

Make sure you have all the facts before getting projects started today. There may be stuff you're unaware of that could derails everything. Taking the risk to forge on would be like gorging yourself at a chocolate milk festival just before finding out you're lactose intolerant.

Leo

The schemers of this world often wear smiles on their faces, effectively masking nefarious ulterior motives. So keep your shields up today. Decline invitations to lunch. They may try to pick your brains. They won't get far, as the only thing you'll be picking at will be a plate of baked ziti.

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Virgo

Emotions will propel you through a hectic day. Whether stressed or mellow, angry or apologetic, you'll wear them on your sleeve. Have something comfortable after work to chill you out. A creamy, cheesy chicken and broccoli casserole will wind you down quite nicely.

Libra

You'll be a giver and a taker today. But you'll like that taking part better. You'll be able to oblige both today, though. You'll give people nothing but grief, and you'll take as many break room donuts and tea bags as you want, because you're a taker, dammit!

Scorpio

Attracted by God knows what, people will flock to you today. They'll be thrilled to be in your presence, especially the lucky few who get to take your to dinner. But admiration may fade to disgust when they witness your chimpanzee-like table manners. Don't order the lasagna, ribs or French onion soup.

Sagittarius

Get those thoughts of being alone today right out of your head. A hectic day will put the kibosh of that. So rush home afterwards and lock the door behind you. But you won't really be alone, since it'll be you, a hearty chicken Divan casserole and 'Seinfeld' reruns. Oh, what will that Kramer do next?

Capricorn

You'll feel oddly powerful today. You'll strip your conservative nature to reveal Action Man! This will result in a bold, productive day. Take your fiery personality to dinner where it can meet its match. A spicy Szechuan hot and sour soup and 40-clove garlic chicken should test your mettle.

Aquarius

You'll hang out your emotions for all to see today. And it won't be pretty. With a look that scary get a jump on Halloween and hit a few houses tonight. You won't get much loot, but the sugary goodness of the York Mints, Hershey Bars, Milk Duds and Reese's Cups you do get will have you feeling better in no time.

Pisces

You're emotions will be like a creamy chowder turned up to high: boiling and bubbling and spitting out hot globs of goopy heat bombs. No wonder people flee your advance. Do something opposite to counteract your fiery moods. A chilled tomato and dill soup and a green salad could be the ticket.

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