Your Daily FoodScope for January 01, 2023
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Aries
The Bloody Mary will be your drink of choice tonight. Throw in four teaspoons of wasabi to give it that extra kick. People will wonder if you're drinking the real thing. No, you'll tell them, it's just a Bloody Mary. Or is it?
Taurus
It'll be like you're in a Bizarro world as the night comes alive with disembodies spirits. You better have a stash of Mild Duds, Three Musketeer and Crackle Bars at home. Otherwise that hungry mob of zombies at your step might be scarier than you think.
Gemini
Wow, that 'Creature From The Black Lagoon' still packs some chills, huh? Yet as you grow older you find fear has given in to hunger, and now you can't watch that movie without getting a craving for Alaskan king crab legs. It came from beneath the sea indeed!
Cancer
You may think only of yourself as you eye up that bag of candy. You'll sample one or two, and the next thing you know the bag is empty. You better think of something quick. Others might not appreciate fruit for a snack.
Leo
You'll get everyone in the spirit tonight by hosting a meal. A pot roast with potatoes may not sound scary, but you'll make it downright ghoulish by serving it with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Yum, yum!
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Virgo
You'll want to rush out of work early today as you still have errands to run. It's crunch time, but get something to eat before going out. Then again, if you spill enough barbecue sauce, ketchup and mustard on yourself you might need to add laundry to the list.
Libra
You're getting great responses from others today. Wait, you haven't said or done anything? Don't let gossip get you down, and don't eat candy to soothe your sudden depression. Stick with the apples and nuts instead. It'll be better for your waistline.
Scorpio
You may like squash. But what do you do with all those nasty seeds? Bake them on an oiled sheet at 350 degrees for 25 minutes. Let cool and sprinkle with salt and cinnamon or any of your favorite herbs or spices. They make for a healthy treat.
Sagittarius
Expect the unexpected on this night. Even food will take on new looks. A meatloaf will look like a brain, sandwiches will be stuffed with gore and those stuffed olives look like real eyeballs. Hmmm, maybe you can go until tomorrow without eating.
Capricorn
You'll bring positive karma to parties. Maybe that's because of your glow. As such, you'll have to be on your good behavior. It's wouldn't be good if you started throwing pie around after drinking too much punch.
Aquarius
The glimpse of heaven you'll have will only be someone dressed like an angel. Nothing and no one is what they seem. But one look at the very real greasy, fatty, sugar-filled snack bar and you'll swear you've died and gone to hell.
Pisces
You'll want to get into the spirit of the night, so have a dinner that will have you howling at the moon. A fiery Tex-Mex fare of enchiladas and spicy hot chili could do that. Don't be alarmed if you think you display signs of lycanthropy. It's just the spicy food causing the hair on your chest to grow.
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