Your Daily FoodScope for January 26, 2024

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Aries

Although there's a bounty of food, there's very little to eat. The kitchen will be abuzz with preparations, but what about tonight's dinner? You may have to resign yourself to having pepperoni pizzas delivered, as if that's such a bad thing.

Taurus

The gentlemen may find themselves kicked out of the house tonight as the gals take charge of tomorrow's feast. So enjoy an evening out with your buds at a sports pub. For tonight, having Buffalo wings, nachos and the fried seafood combo for dinner will be a sanctioned event.

Gemini

Remind yourself that you have a reputation to uphold. Your famous butternut squash soup is a time-consuming process, and it always tastes better after sitting in the fridge overnight. So you had best get started now, because you'll have many challengers!

Cancer

Focusing on work will be hard today as you daydream about tomorrow's feast. You'll see yourself surfing over waves of soup on triangles of pie, until you wash up on Giblet Island. Of course, the natives there bang on drums with what looks suspiciously like turkey drumsticks.

Leo

Listen to your instincts today when shopping for dinner. Your heart is telling you to do something different, so veer away from the mob at the chicken section and head directly for seafood. Slow roasted salmon with bok choy and coconut rice will be an interesting alternative to the same old, same old.

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Virgo

Frustration will take the form of slow-moving people today. They'll do nothing but get in your way and decelerate you. So you had best be prepared to hack and claw your way to the front. There'll be hell to pay if the last of the chicken is gone before you get there.

Libra

The main may get the most oohs and ahhs, but you know the smaller things make a great meal. So take your time picking out fresh berries today; only the best of the bunch is allowed. Whether you use them for sauce or in salads, parfaits, or muffins, it's just not good without them.

Scorpio

Seeing an elementary school play may give you a renewed appreciation for the coming holiday. So give thanks to those who inspired the feast you are sure to create in all its traditional glory, even if it's just for one.

Sagittarius

You won't be able to rev yourself beyond neutral today, and something as important as making breakfast may be too much work. But that won't help your sluggish state. Just half a bagel will give you enough natural carbs to at least spark the pilot light. Then pray you can hold on until lunch.

Capricorn

The music you hear in your head today may correspond to the foods you're eating at the time. A spicy burrito could set off a samba, while a fluffy chocolate eclair will have you hearing a waltz. But the words 'dinner's ready!' will truly be music to your ear, and a seafood gumbo will be a symphony of flavors and textures.

Aquarius

It's all about you today, baby! So do something special for yourself, within budget, of course. Buying a selection of teas from around the world will be a gift that keeps on giving. The only problem is, should that first cup be green, black, chamomile or oolong? Oh the choices!

Pisces

In an effort to do something fishy for dinner, you'll opt for mahi mahi rather than chicken. It'll be important to know what you're doing before you get started tomorrow, so prepare a recipe or two. Get it wrong and you may have to settle on tuna sandwiches as your main course from the sea.

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