Your Daily FoodScope for July 20, 2023

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Aries

You'll want to put on an air of culture and high standing today. And you'll certainly look the part in trendy fashions and hairdo. But make lunch something dainty like a small green salad. Spilling marinara sauce from a meatball grinder all over your Yves St. Laurent getup will totally kill your highfalutin look.

Taurus

You'll be torn between your naturally mellow style and the high-speed world of those around you. This passive-aggressive approach will eventually exhaust you. So pick one and go with it. Chances are you'll opt for the former, if only because eating a roast-beef hoagie while running for the bus is impossible.

Gemini

You'll be like a fire-and-brimstone preacher today, throwing thunderbolts from the pulpit. You may mean well, but your fiery oratory will turn a lot of people off. They may even start throwing tomatoes, heads of lettuce and other veggies at you. You may come out with your ego bruised, but think of the salad you can make!

Cancer

Your emotions will be easily ignited today. So it may be best to keep away from people who fuel the fire. That may be everybody, so it could hard to find some alone time. But find a place outside to enjoy a turkey on rye and a few pieces of fruit. The sun, fresh air and nutritious food could have you feeling better.

Leo

You can find a good time anywhere, even in the company commissary. You may see something edible among the foods everyone else ignores. If you pour on enough ketchup, even the cafeteria meatloaf is bound to taste yummy.

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Virgo

Take time to sort out any money issues you may have today. Freaking out will only cause panic to set in. You may have to tighten the belt for a bit, but that's okay. By now you're used to Top Ramen and peanut butter for dinner, and a few more months isn't going to kill you.

Libra

Today will be as good as digging into a big, thick, medium-rare porterhouse steak with all the fixings. Or it could be as bad as having a drooling pit bull staring at you as you eat, realizing too late that that steak was meant for him.

Scorpio

You may feel as if you're coming down with something today. Your ailments could be real or induced by stress. Either way, it's best to get away. Mosey down to your local coffeehouse and order a cup of matcha tea. It's strong enough to boost your spirits and mellow enough to calm you down.

Sagittarius

You won't get much accomplished today as you gossip with coworkers. Don't be surprised if you have to miss lunch to make up for lost time. You'll have to settle for salty snacks from the vending machines or rely on the goodness of others, but probably not those you were gossiping about.

Capricorn

A tough day will have you running for the security of home tonight. A hot shower should be your first order of business; something comforting for dinner will be second. Chicken a la King over noodles will be delicious and easy to prepare. Enjoy that while watching 'Seinfeld' reruns and feel the stress melt away.

Aquarius

You may be like an electrical hot wire today, sputtering and sparking and full of nervous energy. So stay away from caffeine and sugary snacks. Go the opposite route with lunch, and order a hot turkey sandwich and mashers smothered in gravy. That should make you drowsy enough to deal with today.

Pisces

You may be filled with negative energy today. So do anything fun and positive to change your polarity. Order breakfast for lunch today and use whipped cream and sausage links to paint big, happy smiley faces on your pancakes.

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