Give the Gift of Laughter With These 40 Funny Christmas Cards

Give your loved ones hilarious holiday-themed greeting cards with their gifts!

With the holiday season officially here, it's time to start thinking about what gifts you'll give to those you love. Warm fuzzy socks and mittens are always a good choice, and so is candy! Another classic and heartfelt gesture is to send personalized cards, or have them attached to your wrapped presents.

The most efficient way to spread Christmas cheer is to buy sets of the same card that you can send to multiple people. And there are likely plenty of friends who appreciate the jollier side of life and would enjoy a more hu-myrrh-ous approach—which is why we're happy to report we have these 40 funny Christmas cards!

This list of cards comes with a combination of puns and heartfelt messages inside as well as blank ones so you can write your own message. Can't think of what to write? Not to worry! If you can't think of what to add to your card, you can pick something from our list of 75 Christmas wishes!

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40 Funny Christmas Cards

1. Eating Noses Cards, $19.48 (12-count) on Amazon

Imagine their surprise witnessing this distressing event! Eating Noses Cards, $19.48 (12-count) on Amazon

2. The Difference Between Cats and Dogs, $14.95 (18-count) on Amazon

We all know the type of person who would appreciate this classic joke. The Difference Between Cats and Dogs, $14.95 (18-count) on Amazon

Related: 50 Best Santa Jokes

3. Clumsy Santa, $4.95 at Walmart

A very long night, indeed! Clumsy Santa, $4.95 at Walmart 

4. Fainting Tree, $4.95 at Walmart

How can anyone resist that guilty face? Fainting Tree, $4.95 at Walmart

5. Jeopardy, $3.50 at Walmart

We could all use these reminders when the holiday season gets busy! Jeopardy, $3.50 at Walmart 

6. Fetch Card, $4.95 at Walmart

He just thought he was being sneaky! Fetch Card, $4.95 at Walmart 

7. The Magic of Christmas, $3.99 at Walmart

All sorts of magical things can happen at Christmastime! The Magic of Christmas, $3.99 at Walmart 

8. Rabbit Robbery, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart

Fresh carrots are a hot commodity during the winter. Rabbit Robbery, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart 

9. Group Therapy, $4.95 at Walmart

Sometimes we all just need to vent. Group Therapy, $4.95 at Walmart 

10. Christmas Treats, $4.95 at Walmart

Why should Santa be the only one to get special treats? Christmas Treats, $4.95 at Walmart 

11. Christmas Cod, $5.99 on Etsy

Perfect for the fisherman in your life! Christmas Cod, $5.99 on Etsy

12. Careful What You Wish For, $3.99 at Walmart

Maybe a pair of mittens would work better? Careful What You Wish For, $3.99 at Walmart

Related: 50 DIY Christmas Cards 

13. Wheel of Fortune, $3.50 at Walmart

This seems more like a wheel of misfortune, or at least mischief! Wheel of Fortune, $3.50 at Walmart 

14. Childlike Wonder, $3.50 at Walmart

Good luck finding it! Childlike Wonder, $3.50 at Walmart

15. We Saw That, $3.99+ on Etsy

This really brings new meaning to "He sees you when you're sleeping." We Saw That, $3.99+ on Etsy

16. I Am The Gift, $8.47 on Etsy

This is perfect for a lighthearted gift to your stepdad. I Am The Gift, $8.47 on Etsy 

17. Sloth Greetings, $5.95 on Amazon

We love this adorable sloth, and we bet you know someone who will, too! Sloth Greetings, $5.95 on Amazon

18. Fa La La La Llama, $8.59 on Amazon

Don't we all know a llama lover? Fa La La La Llama, $8.59 on Amazon

Related: 50 Magical Santa Claus Quotes

19. Rapping Paper, $7.99 on Amazon

This would be the best card for the Eminem fanatic in your life! Rapping Paper, $7.99 on Amazon

20. Three French Hens, $4.67+ on Etsy

Add a classy little pun to your gift-giving this year! Three French Hens, $4.67+ on Etsy 

21. I'm Dreaming Of A White Mocha, $7.99 on Amazon

Coffee just tastes that much better during the holidays. I'm Dreaming Of A White Mocha, $7.99 on Amazon 

22. Smells Delicious, $18.98 (12-count) on Amazon

That's one way to get a whiff of grandma's cooking! Smells Delicious, $18.98 (12-count) on Amazon

Related: Festive Breakfast Ideas

23. Nama-Sleigh, $11.99 on Etsy

Now we know how Santa stays calm during this hectic time of year! Nama-Sleigh, $11.99 on Etsy

24. None Of My Business Box Set, $28.00 on Etsy

This box set comes with 24 cards total with various sayings to add to the fun! None Of My Business Box Set, $28.00 on Etsy

25. Season's Eatings, $7.99 on Amazon

Showcase your love for all things food this holiday season! Season's Eatings, $7.99 on Amazon

Related: 50 Best Christmas Cupcake Recipes

26. Naughty Or Nice, $9.99 at Walmart

Who says the holidays can't be a mixture of both? Naughty Or Nice, $9.99 at Walmart 

27. Unfriended, $16.99 (12-count) at Walmart

Looks like he's learned which list he's on! Unfriended, $16.99 (12-count) at Walmart

28. Lost Naughty List, $18.98 (12-count) on Amazon

Who knew they shared naughty lists?? Lost Naughty List, $18.98 (12-count) on Amazon

29. Running Late, $15.59 (12-count) at Walmart

It's never too late to celebrate Christmas! Running Late, $15.59 (12-count) at Walmart

30. There's An App For That, $16.99 (12-count) at Walmart

There's an app for everything these days. There's An App For That, $16.99 (12-count) at Walmart 

31. Going Green, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart

Giving back to the environment is the best kind of giving! Going Green, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart

32. Frozen Greetings, $9.72 (10-count) on Amazon

Looks like this pup could use some help! Frozen Greetings, $9.72 (10-count) on Amazon

Related: 150 Christmas Jokes for Children and Adults

33. Listen Up, $18.98 (12-count) on Amazon

So that's how he knows if you've been bad or good! Listen Up, $18.98 (12-count) on Amazon

34. Lights Out, $6.49 on Amazon

It only takes one! Lights Out, $6.49 on Amazon

35. Just A Phase, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart

Don't worry, he'll grow out of it. Just A Phase, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart

36. Close Up, $12.99 (12-count) on Amazon

Who else thinks she's trying to spy on us for naughty or nice intel? Close Up, $12.99 (12-count) on Amazon

37. Nothing, $6.49 on Amazon

Seems like someone needs to choose their words more carefully! Nothing, $6.49 on Amazon

38. Ginger Bread House, $6.49 on Amazon

This holiday toast will surely get a chuckle! Ginger Bread House, $6.49 on Amazon

39. Charged Up Christmas, $18.98 (12-count) on Amazon

Amazon isn't the only one rumored to use drones for delivery! Charged Up Christmas, $18.98 (12-count) on Amazon

40. Fancy Christmas Anxiety, $7.99 on Amazon

Go ahead and dress it up a bit! Fancy Christmas Anxiety, $7.99 on Amazon

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