Hi, Chrissy Teigen Got Butt Hives on Her Dreamy Beach Vacation

From Cosmopolitan

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are currently on a FOMO-inducing beach vacation with celebrity hair stylist Jen Atkin and her husband, and honestly it looks perfect?

Like, what am I doing wrong with my life that I'm not also there? IDK, but here's John Legend living the dream:

Anyway, apparently there's literal trouble in paradise because Chrissy Teigen revealed that she has a bunch of butt hives. Which are like regular hives, but on her butt. And so naturally she polled the people because we live in a democracy:

And she ended up sharing a picture not of her butt hives, but of her thigh hives:

This has been an important update for you to file under "Chrissy Teigen Is a Living Legend." Now, back to vacation FOMO:

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