Jennifer Aniston’s Stomach Is Flat Again — and All Is Right With the World

It’s like Jennifer Aniston tucked her tank into her workout pants so that we could see that she’s really, truly not bumpin’. Thank you, Jen. (Photo: Splash News)

People have been all up in Jennifer Aniston’s womb since the ’90s, so it wasn’t a shock when those bikini pix, which showed a fuller midsection, set the Internet on fire last week. Well, what a difference a week makes — ’cause our favorite Friend is back to normal. And by normal we mean that her stomach is flatter than a fresh Benjamin being shot out of an ATM.

On Monday, Jenny With the Good Hair hit the New York City streets in her workout gear. The Smartwater pitchwoman tucked her black “Stand Up to Cancer” tank top into her black spandex workout pants — showing off her toned tummy — and by doing so, shut up people who were still speculating as to whether the 47-year-old newlywed was pregnant.

Aniston made the mistake of carrying a jacket in front of her stomach on June 24, perpetuating the pregnancy rumor. (Photo: Robert Kamau/GC Images)

And why were people still speculating after Aniston’s rep credited her curvier Bahamas bod to “a delicious big lunch,” not a pregnancy? Because on Friday she was snapped enjoying a date night with her hub and she was carrying her blazer over her stomach. InTouch Weekly, the outlet that initially ran the story about Jen’s being pregnant with a “miracle baby,” ran the photos with the headline, “Pregnant Jennifer Aniston Hides Her Belly With a Jacket on a Dinner Date With Justin Theroux.” Note to them: It’s officially time to let it go.

The latest gossip about Aniston’s reproductive goals stemmed from a vacation she took with Theroux to the Bahamas on June 11. Wearing a black and blue bikini, the famously fit star — who works out at least an hour a day, five days a week and has been having salad with protein for lunch every day since 1994 — looked a little curvy as her man rubbed lotion her back.

The photo that started it all. Aniston and Theroux on June 11. (Photo: PacificCoastNews.com)

Of course, it’s also worth noting that the actress’s mother, Nancy Dow — with whom she had a famously strained relationship — died just two weeks before the beach photo was taken. Knowing that, it’s pretty hard to look at the photo and analyze her body. Instead, you just want to applaud her for being able to put one foot in front of the other without collapsing.