Kim Kardashian, J.Lo, Beyoncé: Bare, Beauties, & Booties

If there’s one thing on everyone’s minds right now, it’s the booty. Songs about bootys, people’s bootys, summer bootys. At the Met Gala tonight, three queens — Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, and Beyoncé — showed off their famous bootys (and then some) in weirdly matching gowns.

J.Lo, original queen of the revealing gown, trusted Versace to once more make a statement, and a statement she made in a sheer dress with a dragon appliquéd that wrapped all around her body (giving us major Bai Ling at the MTV Movie Awards vibes).

Mrs. West, meanwhile, wowed with a sheer dress — inspired by the QUEEN of sheer dresses, Cher — fully decked out with white feathers, the first dress from designer Peter Dundas’ new post as Roberto Cavalli creative director. But while the designer pulled from the archive for his inspiration, many on social media are instead insinuating it’s very much Beyoncé at the Met Gala in 2012 wearing custom Givenchy by Ricardo Tisci. What goes around comes around, I suppose?

And Beyoncé, who arrived at the Met late because she reportedly got in a fender-bender (talk about a fashionably late entrance), was in a custom sheer Givenchy gown yet again with strategically placed embroidered flowers throughout.

These babes love their bodies, and we love their bodies too! There’s definitely room for everyone at this party but still, we can’t help but ask: Who wore it best?